The Wheels of Chance


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Mr. Hoopdriver looked as intelligent as he could, but said nothing.  
"There's no hurry, sir, none whatever. I came out for exercise, gentle  
exercise, and to notice the scenery and to botanise. And no sooner do  
I get on the accursed machine, than off I go hammer and tongs; I never  
look to right or left, never notice a flower, never see a view, get hot,  
juicy, red,--like a grilled chop. Here I am, sir. Come from Guildford in  
something under the hour. WHY, sir?"  
Mr. Hoopdriver shook his head.  
"Because I'm a damned fool, sir. Because I've reservoirs and reservoirs  
of muscular energy, and one or other of them is always leaking. It's  
a most interesting road, birds and trees, I've no doubt, and wayside  
flowers, and there's nothing I should enjoy more than watching them. But  
I can't. Get me on that machine, and I have to go. Get me on anything,  
and I have to go. And I don't want to go a bit. WHY should a man rush  
about like a rocket, all pace and fizzle? Why? It makes me furious. I  
can assure you, sir, I go scorching along the road, and cursing aloud at  
myself for doing it. A quiet, dignified, philosophical man, that's what  
I am--at bottom; and here I am dancing with rage and swearing like a  
drunken tinker at a perfect stranger--  
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But my day's wasted. I've lost all that country road, and now I'm on  
the fringe of London. And I might have loitered all the morning! Ugh!  
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