The Royal Book of Oz


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"They remind me of the Army of Oz," he confided to Happy Toko, "but we  
never have long speeches in Oz. I declare, I wish I could go to sleep, too, and  
that's something I have never seen any use in before."  
"They've just begun," yawned Happy Toko, nearly rolling down the steps of  
the throne, and Happy was not far wrong, for all afternoon one after the  
other of the courtiers arose and droned about the great victory, and as they  
all addressed themselves to the Scarecrow, he was forced to listen politely.  
When the speeches were over, there was still the grand banquet to be got  
through, and as the Silver Islanders ate much the same fare as their  
Chinese cousins, you can imagine the poor Scarecrow's feelings.  
"Ugh!" shivered the Scarecrow as the strange dishes appeared, "I'm glad  
none of my friends are here. How fortunate that I'm stuffed with straw!" The  
broiled mice, the stewed shark fins and the bird nest soup made him stare.  
He had ordered Happy Toko to be placed at his side, and to watch him  
happily at work with his silver chopsticks and porcelain spoon was the only  
satisfaction he got out of the feast.  
"And what is that?" he asked, pointing to a steaming bowl that had just  
been placed before Happy.  
"
Minced cat, your Highness," replied Happy, sprinkling it generously with  
silver polish.  
"Cat?" shrieked the Scarecrow, pouncing to his feet in horror. "Do you mean  
to tell me you are eating a poor, innocent, little cat?"  
"
Not a poor one at all. A very rich one, I should say," replied Happy Toko  
with his mouth full. "Ah, had your Highness only your old body, how you  
would enjoy this!"  
"
Never!" shouted the Scarecrow so loudly that all of the Courtiers looked up  
in surprise. "How dare you eat innocent cats?" Indignantly he thought of  
Dorothy's pet kitten back in Oz. Oz--why had he ever left that wonderful  
country?  
"Your Highness has eaten hundreds," announced the Grand Chew Chew  
calmly. "Hundreds!"  
The Scarecrow dropped back into his chair, too shocked for speech. He, the  
Scarecrow of Oz, had eaten hundreds of cats! What would Dorothy say to  
that? Ugh! This was his first experience with Silver Island fare. He had  
always spent the dinner hours in the garden. He sighed, and looked  
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