The Royal Book of Oz


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CHAPTER 5 - SIR HOKUS OF POKES  
It was long past sunup before Dorothy awoke. She rubbed her eyes, yawned  
once or twice, and then shook the Cowardly Lion. The gates of the city were  
open, and although it looked even grayer in the daytime than it looked at  
night, the travelers were too hungry to be particular. A large placard was  
posted just inside:  
THIS IS POKES!  
DON'T WHISTLE!  
DON'T RUN!  
Order of the Chief Poker.  
DON'T SING!  
TALK SLOWLY!  
read Dorothy. "How cheerful! Hah, hoh, hum-mm!"  
"
Don't!" begged the Cowardly Lion with tears in his eyes. "If I yawn again, I'll  
swallow my tail, and if I don't have something to eat soon, I'll do it anyway.  
Let's hurry! There's something queer about this place, Dorothy! Ah, hah,  
hoh, hum-mm!"  
Stifling their yawns, the two started down the long, narrow street. The  
houses were of gray stone, tall and stiff with tiny barred windows. It was  
absolutely quiet, and not a person was in sight. But when they turned the  
corner, they saw a crowd of queer-looking people creeping toward them.  
These singular individuals stopped between each step and stood perfectly  
still, and Dorothy was so surprised at their unusual appearance that she  
laughed right in the middle of a yawn.  
In the first place, they never lifted their feet, but pushed them along like  
skates. The women were dressed in gray polka-dot dresses with huge poke  
bonnets that almost hid their fat, sleepy, wide-mouthed faces. Most of them  
had pet snails on strings, and so slowly did they move that it looked as  
though the snails were tugging them along.  
The men were dressed like a party of congressmen, but instead of high hats  
wore large red nightcaps, and they were all as solemn as owls. It seemed  
impossible for them to keep both eyes open at the same time, and at first  
Dorothy thought they were winking at her. But as the whole company  
continued to stare fixedly with one open eye, she burst out laughing. At the  
unexpected sound (for no one had ever laughed in Pokes before), the women  
picked up their snails in a great fright, and the men clapped their fingers to  
their ears or to the places where their ears were under the red nightcaps.  
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