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the lawyer's term for the restless, whirling mass of cares and  
anxieties, affections, hopes, and griefs, that make up the living man.  
The law had his body; and there it lay, clothed in grave- clothes, an  
awful witness to its tender mercy.  
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Would you like to see a whistling-shop, Sir?' inquired Job Trotter.  
What do you mean?' was Mr Pickwick's counter inquiry.  
A vistlin' shop, Sir,' interposed Mr Weller.  
What is that, Sam? - A bird-fancier's?' inquired Mr Pickwick.  
Bless your heart, no, Sir,' replied Job; 'a whistling-shop, Sir, is where  
they sell spirits.' Mr Job Trotter briefly explained here, that all  
persons, being prohibited under heavy penalties from conveying  
spirits into debtors' prisons, and such commodities being highly  
prized by the ladies and gentlemen confined therein, it had occurred  
to some speculative turnkey to connive, for certain lucrative  
considerations, at two or three prisoners retailing the favourite article  
of gin, for their own profit and advantage.  
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This plan, you see, Sir, has been gradually introduced into all the  
prisons for debt,' said Mr Trotter.  
'And it has this wery great advantage,' said Sam, 'that the turnkeys  
takes wery good care to seize hold o' ev'rybody but them as pays 'em,  
that attempts the willainy, and wen it gets in the papers they're  
applauded for their wigilance; so it cuts two ways - frightens other  
people from the trade, and elewates their own characters.'  
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Exactly so, Mr Weller,' observed Job.  
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Well, but are these rooms never searched to ascertain whether any  
spirits are concealed in them?' said Mr Pickwick.  
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Cert'nly they are, Sir,' replied Sam; 'but the turnkeys knows  
beforehand, and gives the word to the wistlers, and you may wistle for  
it wen you go to look.'  
By this time, Job had tapped at a door, which was opened by a  
gentleman with an uncombed head, who bolted it after them when  
they had walked in, and grinned; upon which Job grinned, and Sam  
also; whereupon Mr Pickwick, thinking it might be expected of him,  
kept on smiling to the end of the interview.  
The gentleman with the uncombed head appeared quite satisfied with  
this mute announcement of their business, and, producing a flat  


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