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These reflections were too much for the good old man. He raised  
Sam's tumbler to his lips and drank off its contents.  
'
Wot's the matter now?' said Sam.  
'Nev'r mind, Sammy,' replied Mr Weller, 'it'll be a wery agonisin' trial to  
me at my time of life, but I'm pretty tough, that's vun consolation, as  
the wery old turkey remarked wen the farmer said he wos afeerd he  
should be obliged to kill him for the London market.'  
'
Wot'll be a trial?' inquired Sam. 'To see you married, Sammy - to see  
you a dilluded wictim, and thinkin' in your innocence that it's all wery  
capital,' replied Mr Weller. 'It's a dreadful trial to a father's feelin's,  
that 'ere, Sammy - '  
'Nonsense,' said Sam. 'I ain't a-goin' to get married, don't you fret  
yourself about that; I know you're a judge of these things. Order in  
your pipe and I'll read you the letter. There!'  
We cannot distinctly say whether it was the prospect of the pipe, or  
the consolatory reflection that a fatal disposition to get married ran in  
the family, and couldn't be helped, which calmed Mr Weller's feelings,  
and caused his grief to subside. We should be rather disposed to say  
that the result was attained by combining the two sources of  
consolation, for he repeated the second in a low tone, very frequently;  
ringing the bell meanwhile, to order in the first. He then divested  
himself of his upper coat; and lighting the pipe and placing himself in  
front of the fire with his back towards it, so that he could feel its full  
heat, and recline against the mantel-piece at the same time, turned  
towards Sam, and, with a countenance greatly mollified by the  
softening influence of tobacco, requested him to 'fire away.'  
Sam dipped his pen into the ink to be ready for any corrections, and  
began with a very theatrical air -  
'
'
‘Lovely - ’'  
Stop,' said Mr Weller, ringing the bell. 'A double glass o' the  
inwariable, my dear.'  
'
Very well, Sir,' replied the girl; who with great quickness appeared,  
vanished, returned, and disappeared.  
'
'
They seem to know your ways here,' observed Sam.  
Yes,' replied his father, 'I've been here before, in my time. Go on,  
Sammy.'  


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