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who lived in a court. Child's eldest sister bought a necklace - common
necklace, made of large black wooden beads. Child being fond of toys,
cribbed the necklace, hid it, played with it, cut the string, and
swallowed a bead. Child thought it capital fun, went back next day,
and swallowed another bead.'
'
Bless my heart,' said Mr Pickwick, 'what a dreadful thing! I beg your
pardon, Sir. Go on.'
'
Next day, child swallowed two beads; the day after that, he treated
himself to three, and so on, till in a week's time he had got through
the necklace - five-and-twenty beads in all. The sister, who was an
industrious girl, and seldom treated herself to a bit of finery, cried her
eyes out, at the loss of the necklace; looked high and low for it; but, I
needn't say, didn't find it. A few days afterwards, the family were at
dinner - baked shoulder of mutton, and potatoes under it - the child,
who wasn't hungry, was playing about the room, when suddenly there
was heard a devil of a noise, like a small hailstorm. ‘Don't do that, my
boy,’ said the father. ‘I ain't a-doin' nothing,’ said the child. ‘Well, don't
do it again,’ said the father. There was a short silence, and then the
noise began again, worse than ever. ‘If you don't mind what I say, my
boy,’ said the father, ‘you'll find yourself in bed, in something less
than a pig's whisper.’ He gave the child a shake to make him obedient,
and such a rattling ensued as nobody ever heard before. ‘Why,
damme, it's IN the child!’ said the father, ‘he's got the croup in the
wrong place!’ ‘No, I haven't, father,’ said the child, beginning to cry,
‘it's the necklace; I swallowed it, father.’ - The father caught the child
up, and ran with him to the hospital; the beads in the boy's stomach
rattling all the way with the jolting; and the people looking up in the
air, and down in the cellars, to see where the unusual sound came
from. He's in the hospital now,' said Jack Hopkins, 'and he makes
such a devil of a noise when he walks about, that they're obliged to
muffle him in a watchman's coat, for fear he should wake the
patients.'
'
That's the most extraordinary case I ever heard of,' said Mr Pickwick,
with an emphatic blow on the table.
'
'
'
Oh, that's nothing,' said Jack Hopkins. 'Is it, Bob?'
Certainly not,' replied Bob Sawyer.
Very singular things occur in our profession, I can assure you, Sir,'
said Hopkins.
'
So I should be disposed to imagine,' replied Mr Pickwick.
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