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who lived in a court. Child's eldest sister bought a necklace - common  
necklace, made of large black wooden beads. Child being fond of toys,  
cribbed the necklace, hid it, played with it, cut the string, and  
swallowed a bead. Child thought it capital fun, went back next day,  
and swallowed another bead.'  
'
Bless my heart,' said Mr Pickwick, 'what a dreadful thing! I beg your  
pardon, Sir. Go on.'  
'
Next day, child swallowed two beads; the day after that, he treated  
himself to three, and so on, till in a week's time he had got through  
the necklace - five-and-twenty beads in all. The sister, who was an  
industrious girl, and seldom treated herself to a bit of finery, cried her  
eyes out, at the loss of the necklace; looked high and low for it; but, I  
needn't say, didn't find it. A few days afterwards, the family were at  
dinner - baked shoulder of mutton, and potatoes under it - the child,  
who wasn't hungry, was playing about the room, when suddenly there  
was heard a devil of a noise, like a small hailstorm. ‘Don't do that, my  
boy,’ said the father. ‘I ain't a-doin' nothing,’ said the child. ‘Well, don't  
do it again,’ said the father. There was a short silence, and then the  
noise began again, worse than ever. ‘If you don't mind what I say, my  
boy,’ said the father, ‘you'll find yourself in bed, in something less  
than a pig's whisper.’ He gave the child a shake to make him obedient,  
and such a rattling ensued as nobody ever heard before. ‘Why,  
damme, it's IN the child!’ said the father, ‘he's got the croup in the  
wrong place!’ ‘No, I haven't, father,’ said the child, beginning to cry,  
‘it's the necklace; I swallowed it, father.’ - The father caught the child  
up, and ran with him to the hospital; the beads in the boy's stomach  
rattling all the way with the jolting; and the people looking up in the  
air, and down in the cellars, to see where the unusual sound came  
from. He's in the hospital now,' said Jack Hopkins, 'and he makes  
such a devil of a noise when he walks about, that they're obliged to  
muffle him in a watchman's coat, for fear he should wake the  
patients.'  
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That's the most extraordinary case I ever heard of,' said Mr Pickwick,  
with an emphatic blow on the table.  
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Oh, that's nothing,' said Jack Hopkins. 'Is it, Bob?'  
Certainly not,' replied Bob Sawyer.  
Very singular things occur in our profession, I can assure you, Sir,'  
said Hopkins.  
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So I should be disposed to imagine,' replied Mr Pickwick.  


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