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Chapter XXIX  
The Story Of The Goblins Who Stole A Sexton  
In an old abbey town, down in this part of the country, a long, long  
while ago - so long, that the story must be a true one, because our  
great-grandfathers implicitly believed it - there officiated as sexton and  
grave-digger in the churchyard, one Gabriel Grub. It by no means  
follows that because a man is a sexton, and constantly surrounded by  
the emblems of mortality, therefore he should be a morose and  
melancholy man; your undertakers are the merriest fellows in the  
world; and I once had the honour of being on intimate terms with a  
mute, who in private life, and off duty, was as comical and jocose a  
little fellow as ever chirped out a devil-may-care song, without a hitch  
in his memory, or drained off a good stiff glass without stopping for  
breath. But notwithstanding these precedents to the contrary, Gabriel  
Grub was an ill-conditioned, cross-grained, surly fellow - a morose  
and lonely man, who consorted with nobody but himself, and an old  
wicker bottle which fitted into his large deep waistcoat pocket - and  
who eyed each merry face, as it passed him by, with such a deep  
scowl of malice and ill-humour, as it was difficult to meet without  
feeling something the worse for.  
'
A little before twilight, one Christmas Eve, Gabriel shouldered his  
spade, lighted his lantern, and betook himself towards the old  
churchyard; for he had got a grave to finish by next morning, and,  
feeling very low, he thought it might raise his spirits, perhaps, if he  
went on with his work at once. As he went his way, up the ancient  
street, he saw the cheerful light of the blazing fires gleam through the  
old casements, and heard the loud laugh and the cheerful shouts of  
those who were assembled around them; he marked the bustling  
preparations for next day's cheer, and smelled the numerous savoury  
odours consequent thereupon, as they steamed up from the kitchen  
windows in clouds. All this was gall and wormwood to the heart of  
Gabriel Grub; and when groups of children bounded out of the  
houses, tripped across the road, and were met, before they could  
knock at the opposite door, by half a dozen curly-headed little rascals  
who crowded round them as they flocked upstairs to spend the  
evening in their Christmas games, Gabriel smiled grimly, and clutched  
the handle of his spade with a firmer grasp, as he thought of measles,  
scarlet fever, thrush, whooping-cough, and a good many other sources  
of consolation besides.  
'In this happy frame of mind, Gabriel strode along, returning a short,  
sullen growl to the good-humoured greetings of such of his  
neighbours as now and then passed him, until he turned into the  
dark lane which led to the churchyard. Now, Gabriel had been looking  
forward to reaching the dark lane, because it was, generally speaking,  


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