The Pickwick Papers


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assistance, and execute these warrants with as little delay as possible.  
Muzzle!'  
'
Yes, your Worship.'  
Show the lady out.'  
'
Miss Witherfield retired, deeply impressed with the magistrate's  
learning and research; Mr Nupkins retired to lunch; Mr Jinks retired  
within himself - that being the only retirement he had, except the  
sofa-bedstead in the small parlour which was occupied by his  
landlady's family in the daytime - and Mr Grummer retired, to wipe  
out, by his mode of discharging his present commission, the insult  
which had been fastened upon himself, and the other representative of  
his Majesty - the beadle - in the course of the morning.  
While these resolute and determined preparations for the conservation  
of the king's peace were pending, Mr Pickwick and his friends, wholly  
unconscious of the mighty events in progress, had sat quietly down to  
dinner; and very talkative and companionable they all were. Mr  
Pickwick was in the very act of relating his adventure of the preceding  
night, to the great amusement of his followers, Mr Tupman especially,  
when the door opened, and a somewhat forbidding countenance  
peeped into the room. The eyes in the forbidding countenance looked  
very earnestly at Mr Pickwick, for several seconds, and were to all  
appearance satisfied with their investigation; for the body to which the  
forbidding countenance belonged, slowly brought itself into the  
apartment, and presented the form of an elderly individual in top-  
boots - not to keep the reader any longer in suspense, in short, the  
eyes were the wandering eyes of Mr Grummer, and the body was the  
body of the same gentleman.  
Mr Grummer's mode of proceeding was professional, but peculiar. His  
first act was to bolt the door on the inside; his second, to polish his  
head and countenance very carefully with a cotton handkerchief; his  
third, to place his hat, with the cotton handkerchief in it, on the  
nearest chair; and his fourth, to produce from the breast-pocket of his  
coat a short truncheon, surmounted by a brazen crown, with which  
he beckoned to Mr Pickwick with a grave and ghost-like air.  
Mr Snodgrass was the first to break the astonished silence. He looked  
steadily at Mr Grummer for a brief space, and then said emphatically,  
'This is a private room, Sir. A private room.'  
Mr Grummer shook his head, and replied, 'No room's private to his  
Majesty when the street door's once passed. That's law. Some people  
maintains that an Englishman's house is his castle. That's gammon.'  


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