'If you only knew how I have loved that man - ' 'Don't distress yourself

by recollecting it, ma'am,' said the bodyguard.

Pott looked very frightened. It was time to finish him.

And now,' sobbed Mrs. Pott, 'now, after all, to be treated in this way;

to be reproached and insulted in the presence of a third party, and

that party almost a stranger. But I will not submit to it! Goodwin,'

continued Mrs. Pott, raising herself in the arms of her attendant, 'my

brother, the lieutenant, shall interfere. I'll be separated, Goodwin!'

It would certainly serve him right, ma'am,' said Goodwin.

Whatever thoughts the threat of a separation might have awakened in

Mr Pott's mind, he forbore to give utterance to them, and contented

himself by saying, with great humility: -

My dear, will you hear me?'

A fresh train of sobs was the only reply, as Mrs. Pott grew more

hysterical, requested to be informed why she was ever born, and

required sundry other pieces of information of a similar description.

My dear,' remonstrated Mr Pott, 'do not give way to these sensitive

feelings. I never believed that the paragraph had any foundation, my

dear - impossible. I was only angry, my dear - I may say outrageous -

with the INDEPENDENT people for daring to insert it; that's all.' Mr

Pott cast an imploring look at the innocent cause of the mischief, as if

to entreat him to say nothing about the serpent.

And what steps, sir, do you mean to take to obtain redress?' inquired

Mr Winkle, gaining courage as he saw Pott losing it.

'Oh, Goodwin,' observed Mrs. Pott, 'does he mean to horsewhip the

editor of the INDEPENDENT - does he, Goodwin?'

Hush, hush, ma'am; pray keep yourself quiet,' replied the bodyguard.

I dare say he will, if you wish it, ma'am.'

'Certainly,' said Pott, as his wife evinced decided symptoms of going off

again. 'Of course I shall.'

When, Goodwin - when?' said Mrs. Pott, still undecided about the

going off.

'Immediately, of course,' said Mr Pott; 'before the day is out.'

The Pickwick Papers