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takes up their quarters there sometimes; but it's generally the worn-  
out, starving, houseless creeturs as roll themselves in the dark  
corners o' them lonesome places - poor creeturs as ain't up to the  
twopenny rope.'  
'And pray, Sam, what is the twopenny rope?' inquired Mr Pickwick.  
'
The twopenny rope, sir,' replied Mr Weller, 'is just a cheap lodgin'  
house, where the beds is twopence a night.'  
'
'
What do they call a bed a rope for?' said Mr Pickwick.  
Bless your innocence, sir, that ain't it,' replied Sam. 'Ven the lady and  
gen'l'm'n as keeps the hot-el first begun business, they used to make  
the beds on the floor; but this wouldn't do at no price, 'cos instead o'  
taking a moderate twopenn'orth o' sleep, the lodgers used to lie there  
half the day. So now they has two ropes, 'bout six foot apart, and  
three from the floor, which goes right down the room; and the beds  
are made of slips of coarse sacking, stretched across 'em.'  
'
'
Well,' said Mr Pickwick.  
Well,' said Mr Weller, 'the adwantage o' the plan's hobvious. At six  
o'clock every mornin' they let's go the ropes at one end, and down falls  
the lodgers. Consequence is, that being thoroughly waked, they get up  
wery quietly, and walk away! Beg your pardon, sir,' said Sam,  
suddenly breaking off in his loquacious discourse. 'Is this Bury St.  
Edmunds?'  
'
It is,' replied Mr Pickwick.  
The coach rattled through the well-paved streets of a handsome little  
town, of thriving and cleanly appearance, and stopped before a large  
inn situated in a wide open street, nearly facing the old abbey.  
'And this,' said Mr Pickwick, looking up. 'Is the Angel! We alight here,  
Sam. But some caution is necessary. Order a private room, and do not  
mention my name. You understand.'  
'
Right as a trivet, sir,' replied Mr Weller, with a wink of intelligence;  
and having dragged Mr Pickwick's portmanteau from the hind boot,  
into which it had been hastily thrown when they joined the coach at  
Eatanswill, Mr Weller disappeared on his errand. A private room was  
speedily engaged; and into it Mr Pickwick was ushered without delay.  
'
Now, Sam,' said Mr Pickwick, 'the first thing to be done is to - ' 'Order  
dinner, Sir,' interposed Mr Weller. 'It's wery late, sir.’  


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