Greatly interested in his proceedings, Mr Swiveller observed him

closely. Into one little chamber of this temple, he dropped an egg; into

another some coffee; into a third a compact piece of raw steak from a

neat tin case; into a fourth, he poured some water. Then, with the aid

of a phosphorus-box and some matches, he procured a light and

applied it to a spirit-lamp which had a place of its own below the

temple; then, he shut down the lids of all the little chambers; then he

opened them; and then, by some wonderful and unseen agency, the

steak was done, the egg was boiled, the coffee was accurately

prepared, and his breakfast was ready.

Hot water - ' said the lodger, handing it to Mr Swiveller with as much

coolness as if he had a kitchen fire before him - 'extraordinary rum -

sugar - and a travelling glass. Mix for yourself. And make haste.'

Dick complied, his eyes wandering all the time from the temple on the

table, which seemed to do everything, to the great trunk which

seemed to hold everything. The lodger took his breakfast like a man

who was used to work these miracles, and thought nothing of them.

The man of the house is a lawyer, is he not?' said the lodger.

Dick nodded. The rum was amazing.

The woman of the house - what's she?'

A dragon,' said Dick.

The single gentleman, perhaps because he had met with such things

in his travels, or perhaps because he WAS a single gentleman, evinced

no surprise, but merely inquired 'Wife or Sister?' - 'Sister,' said Dick.

'So much the better,' said the single gentleman, 'he can get rid of her

when he likes.'

'I want to do as I like, young man,' he added after a short silence; 'to

go to bed when I like, get up when I like, come in when I like, go out

when I like - to be asked no questions and be surrounded by no spies.

In this last respect, servants are the devil. There's only one here.'

'And a very little one,' said Dick.

And a very little one,' repeated the lodger. 'Well, the place will suit me,

will it?'

Yes,' said Dick.

Sharks, I suppose?' said the lodger.

The Old Curiosity Shop