The Old Curiosity Shop


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the Time of Queen Elizabeth, who died from pricking her finger in  
consequence of working upon a Sunday. Observe the blood which is  
trickling from her finger; also the gold-eyed needle of the period, with  
which she is at work.'  
All this, Nell repeated twice or thrice: pointing to the finger and the  
needle at the right times: and then passed on to the next.  
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That, ladies and gentlemen,' said Mrs Jarley, 'is jasper Packlemerton  
of atrocious memory, who courted and married fourteen wives, and  
destroyed them all, by tickling the soles of their feet when they were  
sleeping in the consciousness of innocence and virtue. On being  
brought to the scaffold and asked if he was sorry for what he had  
done, he replied yes, he was sorry for having let 'em off so easy, and  
hoped all Christian husbands would pardon him the offence. Let this  
be a warning to all young ladies to be particular in the character of  
the gentlemen of their choice. Observe that his fingers are curled as if  
in the act of tickling, and that his face is represented with a wink, as  
he appeared when committing his barbarous murders.'  
When Nell knew all about Mr Packlemerton, and could say it without  
faltering, Mrs Jarley passed on to the fat man, and then to the thin  
man, the tall man, the short man, the old lady who died of dancing at  
a hundred and thirty-two, the wild boy of the woods, the woman who  
poisoned fourteen families with pickled walnuts, and other historical  
characters and interesting but misguided individuals. And so well did  
Nell profit by her instructions, and so apt was she to remember them,  
that by the time they had been shut up together for a couple of hours,  
she was in full possession of the history of the whole establishment,  
and perfectly competent to the enlightenment of visitors.  
Mrs Jarley was not slow to express her admiration at this happy  
result, and carried her young friend and pupil to inspect the  
remaining arrangements within doors, by virtue of which the passage  
had been already converted into a grove of green-baize hung with the  
inscription she had already seen (Mr Slum's productions), and a  
highly ornamented table placed at the upper end for Mrs Jarley  
herself, at which she was to preside and take the money, in company  
with his Majesty King George the Third, Mr Grimaldi as clown, Mary  
Queen of Scots, an anonymous gentleman of the Quaker persuasion,  
and Mr Pitt holding in his hand a correct model of the bill for the  
imposition of the window duty. The preparations without doors had  
not been neglected either; a nun of great personal attractions was  
telling her beads on the little portico over the door; and a brigand with  
the blackest possible head of hair, and the clearest possible  
complexion, was at that moment going round the town in a cart,  
consulting the miniature of a lady.  


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