The Mucker


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PART I.  
CHAPTER I. BILLY BYRNE  
BILLY BYRNE was a product of the streets and alleys of Chicago's great West  
Side. From Halsted to Robey, and from Grand Avenue to Lake Street there was  
scarce a bartender whom Billy knew not by his first name. And, in proportion to  
their number which was considerably less, he knew the patrolmen and plain  
clothes men equally as well, but not so pleasantly.  
His kindergarten education had commenced in an alley back of a feed-store. Here  
a gang of older boys and men were wont to congregate at such times as they had  
naught else to occupy their time, and as the bridewell was the only place in which  
they ever held a job for more than a day or two, they had considerable time to  
devote to congregating.  
They were pickpockets and second-story men, made and in the making, and all  
were muckers, ready to insult the first woman who passed, or pick a quarrel with  
any stranger who did not appear too burly. By night they plied their real  
vocations. By day they sat in the alley behind the feedstore and drank beer from a  
battered tin pail.  
The question of labor involved in transporting the pail, empty, to the saloon  
across the street, and returning it, full, to the alley back of the feed-store was  
solved by the presence of admiring and envious little boys of the neighborhood  
who hung, wide-eyed and thrilled, about these heroes of their childish lives.  
Billy Byrne, at six, was rushing the can for this noble band, and incidentally  
picking up his knowledge of life and the rudiments of his education. He gloried in  
the fact that he was personally acquainted with "Eddie" Welch, and that with his  
own ears he had heard "Eddie" tell the gang how he stuck up a guy on West Lake  
Street within fifty yards of the Twenty-eighth Precinct Police Station.  
The kindergarten period lasted until Billy was ten; then he commenced "swiping"  
brass faucets from vacant buildings and selling them to a fence who ran a  
junkshop on Lincoln Street near Kinzie.  
From this man he obtained the hint that graduated him to a higher grade, so that  
at twelve he was robbing freight cars in the yards along Kinzie Street, and it was  
about this same time that he commenced to find pleasure in the feel of his fist  
against the jaw of a fellow-man.  
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