The Man Who Laughs


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Is this fair? Besides, the laws are violated. Ah! vagabond with your  
vagabond child! Mischievous pick-pocket, evil-minded abortion, so you  
walk the streets after curfew? If our good king only knew it, would he  
not have you thrown into the bottom of a ditch, just to teach you  
better? My gentleman walks out at night with my lady, and with the glass  
at fifteen degrees of frost, bare-headed and bare-footed. Understand  
that such things are forbidden. There are rules and regulations, you  
lawless wretches. Vagabonds are punished, honest folks who have houses  
are guarded and protected. Kings are the fathers of their people. I have  
my own house. You would have been whipped in the public street had you  
chanced to have been met, and quite right, too. There must be order in  
an established city. For my own part, I did wrong not to denounce you to  
the constable. But I am such a fool! I understand what is right and do  
what is wrong. O the ruffian! to come here in such a state! I did not  
see the snow upon them when they came in; it had melted, and here's my  
whole house swamped. I have an inundation in my home. I shall have to  
burn an incredible amount of coals to dry up this lake--coals at twelve  
farthings the miners' standard! How am I going to manage to fit three  
into this caravan? Now it is over; I enter the nursery; I am going to  
have in my house the weaning of the future beggardom of England. I shall  
have for employment, office, and function, to fashion the miscarried  
fortunes of that colossal prostitute, Misery, to bring to perfection  
future gallows' birds, and to give young thieves the forms of  
philosophy. The tongue of the wolf is the warning of God. And to think  
that if I had not been eaten up by creatures of this kind for the last  
thirty years, I should be rich; Homo would be fat; I should have a  
medicine-chest full of rarities; as many surgical instruments as Doctor  
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