The Man Who Laughs


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birds, as of the thrush, the wren, the pipit lark, otherwise called the  
gray cheeper, and the ring ousel, all travellers like himself: so that  
at times when the fancy struck him, he made you aware either of a public  
thoroughfare filled with the uproar of men, or of a meadow loud with the  
voices of beasts--at one time stormy as a multitude, at another fresh  
and serene as the dawn. Such gifts, although rare, exist. In the last  
century a man called Touzel, who imitated the mingled utterances of men  
and animals, and who counterfeited all the cries of beasts, was  
attached to the person of Buffon--to serve as a menagerie.  
Ursus was sagacious, contradictory, odd, and inclined to the singular  
expositions which we term fables. He had the appearance of believing in  
them, and this impudence was a part of his humour. He read people's  
hands, opened books at random and drew conclusions, told fortunes,  
taught that it is perilous to meet a black mare, still more perilous, as  
you start for a journey, to hear yourself accosted by one who knows not  
whither you are going; and he called himself a dealer in superstitions.  
He used to say: "There is one difference between me and the Archbishop  
of Canterbury: I avow what I am." Hence it was that the archbishop,  
justly indignant, had him one day before him; but Ursus cleverly  
disarmed his grace by reciting a sermon he had composed upon Christmas  
Day, which the delighted archbishop learnt by heart, and delivered from  
the pulpit as his own. In consideration thereof the archbishop pardoned  
Ursus.  
As a doctor, Ursus wrought cures by some means or other. He made use of  
aromatics; he was versed in simples; he made the most of the immense  
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