The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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the introducer said. If that said speech got cabled and printed, you  
needn't let on that it was never uttered.  
That was a darling night, and those Hungarians were lively people. We  
were there a week and had a great time. At the banquet I heard their  
chief orator make a most graceful and easy and beautiful and delicious  
speech--I never heard one that enchanted me more--although I did not  
understand a word of it, since it was in Hungarian. But the art of  
it!--it was superlative.  
They are wonderful English scholars, these people; my lecture  
audience--all Hungarians--understood me perfectly--to judge by the  
effects. The English clergyman told me that in his congregation are 150  
young English women who earn their living teaching their language; and  
that there are others besides these.  
For 60 cents a week the telephone reads the morning news to you at home;  
gives you the stocks and markets at noon; gives you lessons in 3 foreign  
languages during 3 hours; gives you the afternoon telegrams; and  
at night the concerts and operas. Of course even the clerks and  
seamstresses and bootblacks and everybody else are subscribers.  
(
Correction. Mrs. Clemens says it is 60 cents a month.)  
I am renewing my youth. I made 4 speeches at one banquet here last  
Saturday night. And I've been to a lot of football matches.  
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