The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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the prettiest tale there is.  
Very well, we long ago found that when you are noticed by supremacies,  
the correct etiquette is to go, within a couple of days, and pay your  
respects in the quite simple form of writing your name in the Visitors'  
Book kept in the office of the establishment. That is the end of it, and  
everything is squared up and ship-shape.  
So at noon today Livy and I drove to the Archducal palace, and got by  
the sentries all right, and asked the grandly-uniformed porter for  
the book and said we wished to write our names in it. And he called  
a servant in livery and was sending us up stairs; and said her Royal  
Highness was out but would soon be in. Of course Livy said "No--no--we  
only want the book;" but he was firm, and said, "You are Americans?"  
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Yes."  
Then you are expected, please go up stairs."  
But indeed we are not expected--please let us have the book and--"  
Her Royal Highness will be back in a very little while--she commanded  
me to tell you so--and you must wait."  
Well, the soldiers were there close by--there was no use trying to  
resist--so we followed the servant up; but when he tried to beguile us  
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