The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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To H. H. Rogers, in New York City:  
(Forenoon)  
CLEVELAND, July 16, '95.  
DEAR MR. ROGERS,--Had a roaring success at the Elmira reformatory  
Sunday  
night. But here, last night, I suffered defeat--There were a couple of  
hundred little boys behind me on the stage, on a lofty tier of benches  
which made them the most conspicuous objects in the house. And there was  
nobody to watch them or keep them quiet. Why, with their scufflings and  
horse-play and noise, it was just a menagerie. Besides, a concert of  
amateurs had been smuggled into the program (to precede me,) and their  
families and friends (say ten per cent of the audience) kept encoring  
them and they always responded. So it was 20 minutes to 9 before I got  
the platform in front of those 2,600 people who had paid a dollar apiece  
for a chance to go to hell in this fashion.  
I got started magnificently, but inside of half an hour the scuffling  
boys had the audience's maddened attention and I saw it was a gone case;  
so I skipped a third of my program and quit. The newspapers are kind,  
but between you and me it was a defeat. There ain't going to be any more  
concerts at my lectures. I care nothing for this defeat, because it  
was not my fault. My first half hour showed that I had the house, and I  
could have kept it if I hadn't been so handicapped.  
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