The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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MY DEAR MOTHER,--Yours of March 2nd has just been received. I see I am  
in for it again--with Annie. But she ought to know that I was always  
stupid. She used to try to teach me lessons from the Bible, but I never  
could understand them. Doesn't she remember telling me the story of  
Moses, one Sunday, last Spring, and how hard she tried to explain it and  
simplify it so that I could understand it--but I couldn't? And how she  
said it was strange that while her ma and her grandma and her uncle  
Orion could understand anything in the world, I was so dull that I  
couldn't understand the "ea-siest thing?" And doesn't she remember that  
finally a light broke in upon me and I said it was all right--that I  
knew old Moses himself--and that he kept a clothing store in Market  
Street? And then she went to her ma and said she didn't know what would  
become of her uncle Sam he was too dull to learn anything--ever! And I'm  
just as dull yet. Now I have no doubt her letter was spelled right, and  
was correct in all particulars--but then I had to read it according to  
my lights; and they being inferior, she ought to overlook the mistakes  
I make specially, as it is not my fault that I wasn't born with good  
sense. I am sure she will detect an encouraging ray of intelligence in  
that last argument.....  
I am waiting here, trying to rent a better office for Orion. I have got  
the refusal after next week of a room on first floor of a fire-proof  
brick-rent, eighteen hundred dollars a year. Don't know yet whether we  
can get it or not. If it is not rented before the week is up, we can.  
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