The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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same, that application has done its work, and taken you down in your own  
estimation. You recognize that everybody hasn't as high an opinion  
of you as you have of yourself; and in spite of you there ensues an  
interval during which you are not, in your own estimation as fine a bird  
as you were before.  
However, being old and experienced, you do not mail your sharp letter,  
but leave it lying a day. That saves you. For by that time you have  
begun to reflect that you are a person who deals in exaggerations--and  
exaggerations are lies. You meant yours to be playful, and thought you  
made them unmistakably so. But you couldn't make them playfulnesses to a  
man who has no sense of the playful and can see nothing but the serious  
side of things. You rattle on quite playfully, and with measureless  
extravagance, about how you wept at the tomb of Adam; and all in good  
time you find to your astonishment that no end of people took you at  
your word and believed you. And presently they find out that you were  
not in earnest. They have been deceived; therefore, (as they argue--and  
there is a sort of argument in it,) you are a deceiver. If you will  
deceive in one way, why shouldn't you in another? So they apply for the  
use of your trade-mark. You are amazed and affronted. You retort that  
you are not that kind of person. Then they are amazed and affronted; and  
wonder "since when?"  
By this time you have got your bearings. You realize that perhaps there  
is a little blame on both sides. You are in the right frame, now. So  
you write a letter void of offense, declining. You mail this one; you  
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