The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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distinction he now and then received letters of inquiry, complaint,  
or condolence. A minister wrote him that he had bought some stocks  
recommended by a Hartford banker and advertised in a religious  
paper. He added, "After I made that purchase they wrote me that you  
had just bought a hundred shares and that you were a 'shrewd' man."  
The writer closed by asking for further information. He received  
it, as follows:  
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To the Rev. J----, in Baltimore:  
WASHINGTON, Mch. 2,'85.  
MY DEAR SIR,--I take my earliest opportunity to answer your favor of  
Feb. B---- was premature in calling me a "shrewd man." I wasn't one at  
that time, but am one now--that is, I am at least too shrewd to ever  
again invest in anything put on the market by B----. I know nothing  
whatever about the Bank Note Co., and never did know anything about it.  
B---- sold me about $4,000 or $5,000 worth of the stock at $110, and I  
own it yet. He sold me $10,000 worth of another rose-tinted stock about  
the same time. I have got that yet, also. I judge that a peculiarity of  
B----'s stocks is that they are of the staying kind. I think you should  
have asked somebody else whether I was a shrewd man or not for two  
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