The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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Further boiled down, this vast outpouring of malice amounts to simply  
this: one jest from the Tribune (one can make nothing more serious than  
that out of it.) One jest--and that is all; for the foreign criticisms  
do not count, they being matters of news, and proper for publication in  
anybody's newspaper.  
And to offset that one jest, the Tribune paid me one compliment Dec. 23,  
by publishing my note declining the New York New England dinner, while  
merely (in the same breath,) mentioning that similar letters were read  
from General Sherman and other men whom we all know to be persons of  
real consequence.  
Well, my mountain has brought forth its mouse, and a sufficiently small  
mouse it is, God knows. And my three weeks' hard work have got to go  
into the ignominious pigeon-hole. Confound it, I could have earned ten  
thousand dollars with infinitely less trouble. However, I shouldn't  
have done it, for I am too lazy, now, in my sere and yellow leaf, to be  
willing to work for anything but love..... I kind of envy you people who  
are permitted for your righteousness' sake to dwell in a boarding house;  
not that I should always want to live in one, but I should like  
the change occasionally from this housekeeping slavery to that wild  
independence. A life of don't-care-a-damn in a boarding house is what  
I have asked for in many a secret prayer. I shall come by and by and  
require of you what you have offered me there.  
Yours ever,  
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