The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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N. Vail. At the time of this letter, Stoddard had decided that in  
the warm light and comfort of the Sandwich Islands he could survive  
on his literary earnings.  
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To Charles Warren Stoddard, in the Sandwich Islands:  
HARTFORD, Oct. 26 '81.  
MY DEAR CHARLIE,--Now what have I ever done to you that you should not  
only slide off to Heaven before you have earned a right to go, but must  
add the gratuitous villainy of informing me of it?...  
The house is full of carpenters and decorators; whereas, what we really  
need here, is an incendiary. If the house would only burn down, we would  
pack up the cubs and fly to the isles of the blest, and shut ourselves  
up in the healing solitudes of the crater of Haleakala and get a good  
rest; for the mails do not intrude there, nor yet the telephone and the  
telegraph. And after resting, we would come down the mountain a piece  
and board with a godly, breech-clouted native, and eat poi and dirt and  
give thanks to whom all thanks belong, for these privileges, and never  
house-keep any more.  
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