The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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It is curious to note the change in the stock-quotation of the Affection  
Board brought about by throwing this new security on the market. Four  
weeks ago the children still put Mamma at the head of the list right  
along, where she had always been. But now:  
Jean  
Mamma  
Motley [a cat]  
Fraulein [another]  
Papa  
That is the way it stands, now Mamma is become No. 2; I have dropped  
from No. 4., and am become No. 5. Some time ago it used to be nip and  
tuck between me and the cats, but after the cats "developed" I didn't  
stand any more show.  
I've got a swollen ear; so I take advantage of it to lie abed most of  
the day, and read and smoke and scribble and have a good time. Last  
evening Livy said with deep concern, "O dear, I believe an abscess is  
forming in your ear."  
I responded as the poet would have done if he had had a cold in the  
head--  
"Tis said that abscess conquers love,  
But O believe it not."  
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