The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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John D. Kinney, a Cincinnati boy, and a first-rate fellow, too, who came  
out with judge Turner, was my comrade. We staid at the Lake four days--I  
had plenty of fun, for John constantly reminded me of Sam Bowen when we  
were on our campaign in Missouri. But first and foremost, for Annie's,  
Mollies, and Pamela's comfort, be it known that I have never been guilty  
of profane language since I have been in this Territory, and Kinney  
hardly ever swears.--But sometimes human nature gets the better of him.  
On the second day we started to go by land to the lower camp, a distance  
of three miles, over the mountains, each carrying an axe. I don't think  
we got lost exactly, but we wandered four hours over the steepest,  
rockiest and most dangerous piece of country in the world. I couldn't  
keep from laughing at Kinney's distress, so I kept behind, so that  
he could not see me. After he would get over a dangerous place, with  
infinite labor and constant apprehension, he would stop, lean on his  
axe, and look around, then behind, then ahead, and then drop his  
head and ruminate awhile.--Then he would draw a long sigh, and say:  
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Well--could any Billygoat have scaled that place without breaking his  
--- ------ neck?" And I would reply, "No,--I don't think he could."  
No--you don't think he could--" (mimicking me,) "Why don't you curse  
the infernal place? You know you want to.--I do, and will curse the ----  
----- thieving country as long as I live." Then we would toil on in  
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silence for awhile. Finally I told him--"Well, John, what if we don't  
find our way out of this today--we'll know all about the country when  
we do get out." "Oh stuff--I know enough--and too much about the d---d  
villainous locality already." Finally, we reached the camp. But as we  
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