The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


google search for The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete

Return to Master Book Index.

Page
49 50 51 52 53

Quick Jump
1 314 629 943 1257

subscribe to. It never rains here, and the dew never falls. No flowers  
grow here, and no green thing gladdens the eye. The birds that fly over  
the land carry their provisions with them. Only the crow and the  
raven tarry with us. Our city lies in the midst of a desert of the  
purest--most unadulterated, and compromising sand--in which infernal  
soil nothing but that fag-end of vegetable creation, "sage-brush,"  
ventures to grow. If you will take a Lilliputian cedar tree for a  
model, and build a dozen imitations of it with the stiffest article of  
telegraph wire--set them one foot apart and then try to walk through  
them, you'll understand (provided the floor is covered 12 inches deep  
with sand,) what it is to wander through a sage-brush desert. When  
crushed, sage brush emits an odor which isn't exactly magnolia and  
equally isn't exactly polecat but is a sort of compromise between the  
two. It looks a good deal like grease-wood, and is the ugliest plant  
that was ever conceived of. It is gray in color. On the plains,  
sage-brush and grease-wood grow about twice as large as the common  
geranium--and in my opinion they are a very good substitute for that  
useless vegetable. Grease-wood is a perfect--most perfect imitation in  
miniature of a live oak tree-barring the color of it. As to the other  
fruits and flowers of the country, there ain't any, except "Pulu" or  
"
Tuler," or what ever they call it,--a species of unpoetical willow that  
grows on the banks of the Carson--a RIVER, 20 yards wide, knee deep, and  
so villainously rapid and crooked, that it looks like it had wandered  
into the country without intending it, and had run about in a bewildered  
way and got lost, in its hurry to get out again before some thirsty  
man came along and drank it up. I said we are situated in a flat, sandy  
5
1


Page
49 50 51 52 53

Quick Jump
1 314 629 943 1257