The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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one and persuaded him not to write any more.  
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. Then he read proof on the N. Y. Eve. Post at $10 a week and meekly  
observed that the foreman swore at him and ordered him around "like a  
steamboat mate."  
6. Being discharged from that post, he wanted to try agriculture--was  
sure he could make a fortune out of a chicken farm. I gave him $900  
and he went to a ten-house village a miles above Keokuk on the river  
bank--this place was a railway station. He soon asked for money to buy a  
horse and light wagon,--because the trains did not run at church time on  
Sunday and his wife found it rather far to walk.  
For a long time I answered demands for "loans" and by next mail  
always received his check for the interest due me to date. In the most  
guileless way he let it leak out that he did not underestimate the value  
of his custom to me, since it was not likely that any other customer of  
mine paid his interest quarterly, and this enabled me to use my capital  
twice in 6 months instead of only once. But alas, when the debt at last  
reached $1800 or $2500 (I have forgotten which) the interest ate too  
formidably into his borrowings, and so he quietly ceased to pay it or  
speak of it. At the end of two years I found that the chicken farm had  
long ago been abandoned, and he had moved into Keokuk. Later in one of  
his casual moments, he observed that there was no money in fattening a  
chicken on 65 cents worth of corn and then selling it for 50.  
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