The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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chuckleheaded Bermuda niggers on board, taking a Pleasure Excursion!  
Our ship fed the poor devils on the 25th of last May, far out at sea and  
left them to bullyrag their way to New York--and now they ain't as near  
New York as they were then by 250 miles! They have drifted 750 miles  
and are still drifting in the relentless Gulf Stream! What a delicious  
magazine chapter it would make--but I had to deny myself. I had to come  
right out in the papers at once, with my details, so as to try to raise  
the government's sympathy sufficiently to have better succor sent them  
than the cutter Colfax, which went a little way in search of them the  
other day and then struck a fog and gave it up.  
If the President were in Washington I would telegraph him.  
When I hear that the "Jonas Smith" has been found again, I mean to send  
for one of those darkies, to come to Hartford and give me his adventures  
for an Atlantic article.  
Likely you will see my today's article in the newspapers.  
Yrs ever,  
MARK.  
The revenue cutter Colfax went after the Jonas Smith, thinking there was  
mutiny or other crime on board. It occurs to me now that, since there is  
only mere suffering and misery and nobody to punish, it ceases to be a  
matter which (a republican form of) government will feel authorized to  
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