The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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MY DEAR HOWELLS,--We had a royal good time at your house, and have  
had  
a royal good time ever since, talking about it, both privately and with  
the neighbors.  
Mrs. Clemens's bodily strength came up handsomely under that cheery  
respite from household and nursery cares. I do hope that Mrs. Howells's  
didn't go correspondingly down, under the added burden to her cares  
and responsibilities. Of course I didn't expect to get through without  
committing some crimes and hearing of them afterwards, so I have taken  
the inevitable lashings and been able to hum a tune while the punishment  
went on. I "caught it" for letting Mrs. Howells bother and bother about  
her coffee when it was "a good deal better than we get at home." I  
"caught it" for interrupting Mrs. C. at the last moment and losing her  
the opportunity to urge you not to forget to send her that MS when the  
printers are done with it. I "caught it" once more for personating that  
drunken Col. James. I "caught it" for mentioning that Mr. Longfellow's  
picture was slightly damaged; and when, after a lull in the storm, I  
confessed, shame-facedly, that I had privately suggested to you that  
we hadn't any frames, and that if you wouldn't mind hinting to Mr.  
Houghton, &c., &c., &c., the Madam was simply speechless for the space  
of a minute. Then she said:  
"
How could you, Youth! The idea of sending Mr. Howells, with his  
sensitive nature, upon such a repulsive er--"  
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