The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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Putting all things together, I begin to think I am rather lucky than  
otherwise--a notion which I was slow to take up. The other night I  
was about to round to for a storm--but concluded that I could find a  
smoother bank somewhere. I landed 5 miles below. The storm came--passed  
away and did not injure us. Coming up, day before yesterday, I looked  
at the spot I first chose, and half the trees on the bank were torn to  
shreds. We couldn't have lived 5 minutes in such a tornado. And I am  
also lucky in having a berth, while all the young pilots are idle. This  
is the luckiest circumstance that ever befell me. Not on account of the  
wages--for that is a secondary consideration--but from the fact that  
the City of Memphis is the largest boat in the trade and the hardest to  
pilot, and consequently I can get a reputation on her, which is a  
thing I never could accomplish on a transient boat. I can "bank" in the  
neighborhood of $100 a month on her, and that will satisfy me for the  
present (principally because the other youngsters are sucking their  
fingers.) Bless me! what a pleasure there is in revenge! and what vast  
respect Prosperity commands! Why, six months ago, I could enter the  
"Rooms," and receive only a customary fraternal greeting--but now they  
say, "Why, how are you, old fellow--when did you get in?"  
And the young pilots who used to tell me, patronizingly, that I could  
never learn the river cannot keep from showing a little of their chagrin  
at seeing me so far ahead of them. Permit me to "blow my horn," for I  
derive a living pleasure from these things, and I must confess that  
when I go to pay my dues, I rather like to let the d---d rascals get  
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