The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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before Orion once, and the helpless and hopeless mess he made of it was  
absolutely astonishing. Nothing aggravates me so much as to have Orion  
mention law or literature to me.  
Well, I cannot encourage him to try the ministry, because he would  
change his religion so fast that he would have to keep a traveling agent  
under wages to go ahead of him to engage pulpits and board for him.  
I cannot conscientiously encourage him to do anything but potter around  
his little farm and put in his odd hours contriving new and impossible  
projects at the rate of 365 a year--which is his customary average.  
He says he did well in Hannibal! Now there is a man who ought to be  
entirely satisfied with the grandeurs, emoluments and activities of a  
hen farm--  
If you ask me to pity Orion, I can do that. I can do it every day  
and all day long. But one can't "encourage" quick-silver, because the  
instant you put your finger on it it isn't there. No, I am saying  
too much--he does stick to his literary and legal aspirations; and  
he naturally would select the very two things which he is wholly and  
preposterously unfitted for. If I ever become able, I mean to put Orion  
on a regular pension without revealing the fact that it is a pension.  
That is best for him. Let him consider it a periodical loan, and pay  
interest out of the principal. Within a year's time he would be looking  
upon himself as a benefactor of mine, in the way of furnishing me a  
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