The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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withered and bald; she blooming with wholesome old age. He peered  
through his glasses a moment, then screeched in a reedy voice: "Come  
to my arms! Away with titles--I'll know ye by no names but Twain and  
Twichell! Then fell he on our necks and jammed his trumpet in his ear,  
the which we filled with shoutings to this effect: God bless you, old  
Howells what is left of you!"  
We talked late that night--none of your silent idiot "communings" for  
us--of the olden time. We rolled a stream of ancient anecdotes over our  
tongues and drank till the lord Archbishop grew so mellow in the mellow  
past that Dublin ceased to be Dublin to him and resumed its sweeter  
forgotten name of New York. In truth he almost got back into his ancient  
religion, too, good Jesuit, as he has always been since O'Mulligan the  
First established that faith in the Empire.  
And we canvassed everybody. Bailey Aldrich, Marquis of Ponkapog, came  
in, got nobly drunk, and told us all about how poor Osgood lost his  
earldom and was hanged for conspiring against the second Emperor--but  
he didn't mention how near he himself came to being hanged, too, for  
engaging in the same enterprise. He was as chaffy as he was sixty years  
ago, too, and swore the Archbishop and I never walked to Boston--but  
there was never a day that Ponkapog wouldn't lie, so be it by the grace  
of God he got the opportunity.  
The Lord High Admiral came in, a hale gentleman close upon seventy  
and bronzed by the suns and storms of many climes and scarred with the  
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