The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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To Rev. Joseph H. Twichell and wife, in Hartford, Conn.:  
BUFFALO, Nov 12, '70.  
DEAR UNCLE AND AUNT,--I came into the world on the 7th inst., and  
consequently am about five days old, now. I have had wretched health  
ever since I made my appearance. First one thing and then another has  
kept me under the weather, and as a general thing I have been chilly and  
uncomfortable.  
I am not corpulent, nor am I robust in any way. At birth I only weighed  
4
1/2 pounds with my clothes on--and the clothes were the chief feature  
of the weight, too, I am obliged to confess. But I am doing finely,  
all things considered. I was at a standstill for 3 days and a half, but  
during the last 24 hours I have gained nearly an ounce, avoirdupois.  
They all say I look very old and venerable--and I am aware, myself, that  
I never smile. Life seems a serious thing, what I have seen of it--and  
my observation teaches me that it is made up mainly of hiccups,  
unnecessary washings, and colic. But no doubt you, who are old, have  
long since grown accustomed and reconciled to what seems to me such a  
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