The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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To Henniker-Heaton, in London:  
STORMFIELD, REDDING, CONNECTICUT,  
Jan. 18, 1909.  
DEAR HENNIKER-HEATON,--I do hope you will succeed to your heart's  
desire  
in your cheap-cablegram campaign, and I feel sure you will. Indeed  
your cheap-postage victory, achieved in spite of a quarter-century of  
determined opposition, is good and rational prophecy that you will.  
Wireless, not being as yet imprisoned in a Chinese wall of private cash  
and high-placed and formidable influence, will come to your aid and make  
your new campaign briefer and easier than the other one was.  
Now then, after uttering my serious word, am I privileged to be  
frivolous for a moment? When you shall have achieved cheap telegraphy,  
are you going to employ it for just your own selfish profit and other  
people's pecuniary damage, the way you are doing with your cheap  
postage? You get letter-postage reduced to 2 cents an ounce, then you  
mail me a 4-ounce letter with a 2-cent stamp on it, and I have to pay  
the extra freight at this end of the line. I return your envelope for  
inspection. Look at it. Stamped in one place is a vast "T," and under it  
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