The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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To Mrs. Elinor Glyn, in New York:  
Jan. 22, '08.  
DEAR MRS. GLYN, It reads pretty poorly--I get the sense of it, but it  
is a poor literary job; however, it would have to be that because  
nobody can be reported even approximately, except by a stenographer.  
Approximations, synopsized speeches, translated poems, artificial  
flowers and chromos all have a sort of value, but it is small. If  
you had put upon paper what I really said it would have wrecked your  
type-machine. I said some fetid, over-vigorous things, but that was  
because it was a confidential conversation. I said nothing for print. My  
own report of the same conversation reads like Satan roasting a Sunday  
school. It, and certain other readable chapters of my autobiography  
will not be published until all the Clemens family are dead--dead and  
correspondingly indifferent. They were written to entertain me, not  
the rest of the world. I am not here to do good--at least not to do it  
intentionally. You must pardon me for dictating this letter; I am sick  
a-bed and not feeling as well as I might.  
Sincerely Yours,  
S. L. CLEMENS.  
Among the cultured men of England Mark Twain had no greater admirer,  
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