The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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To Rev. L. M. Powers, in Haverhill, Mass.:  
Nov. 9, 1905.  
DEAR MR. POWERS,--I should accept your hospitable offer at once but for  
the fact I couldn't do it and remain honest. That is to say if I allowed  
you to send me what you believe to be good cigars it would distinctly  
mean that I meant to smoke them, whereas I should do nothing of the  
kind. I know a good cigar better than you do, for I have had 60 years  
experience.  
No, that is not what I mean; I mean I know a bad cigar better than  
anybody else; I judge by the price only; if it costs above 5 cents I  
know it to be either foreign or half-foreign, and unsmokeable. By me I  
have many boxes of Havana cigars, of all prices from 20 cts apiece up to  
1.66 apiece; I bought none of them, they were all presents, they are an  
accumulation of several years. I have never smoked one of them and never  
shall, I work them off on the visitor. You shall have a chance when you  
come.  
Pessimists are born not made; optimists are born not made; but no man  
is born either pessimist wholly or optimist wholly, perhaps; he is  
pessimistic along certain lines and optimistic along certain others.  
That is my case.  
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