The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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Witte would not have cared to show the Czar the telegram in its  
original form, which follows.  
Telegram (unsent). To Col. George Harvey, in New York:  
TO COLONEL HARVEY,--I am still a cripple, otherwise I should be more  
than glad of this opportunity to meet those illustrious magicians  
who with the pen have annulled, obliterated, and abolished every high  
achievement of the Japanese sword and turned the tragedy of a tremendous  
war into a gay and blithesome comedy. If I may, let me in all respect  
and honor salute them as my fellow-humorists, I taking third place, as  
becomes one who was not born to modesty, but by diligence and hard work  
is acquiring it.  
MARK.  
Nor still another unsent form, perhaps more characteristic than  
either of the foregoing.  
Telegram (unsent). To Col. George Harvey, in New York:  
DEAR COLONEL,--No, this is a love-feast; when you call a lodge of sorrow  
send for me.  
MARK.  
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