The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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emergency--I asked that the desired message be brought to me by some  
swift method of transportation. By the milkman, if he was coming this  
way. But there are always people who think they know more than you do,  
especially young people; so of course the young fellow in charge of  
this lady used the telegraph. And at Boston, of all places! Except York  
Harbor.  
The result was as usual; let me employ a statelier and exacter term, and  
say, historical.  
The dispatch was handed to the h. c. of the Boston office at 9 this  
morning. It said, "Shall bring A. S. to you eleven forty-five this  
morning." The distance traveled by the dispatch is forty or fifty miles,  
I suppose, as the train-time is five minutes short of two hours, and the  
trains are so slow that they can't give a W. U. telegram two hours and  
twenty minutes start and overtake it.  
As I have said, the dispatch was handed in at Boston at 9. The expected  
visitors left Boston at 9.40, and reached my house at 12 noon, beating  
the telegram 2 solid hours, and 5 minutes over.  
The boy brought the telegram. It was bald-headed with age, but still  
legible. The boy was prostrate with travel and exposure, but still  
alive, and I went out to condole with him and get his last wishes and  
send for the ambulance. He was waiting to collect transportation  
before turning his passing spirit to less serious affairs. I found him  
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