The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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To Mrs. Jane Clemens and Mrs. Moffett, in St. Louis:  
No. 12--$20 enclosed.  
STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, August 19, '63.  
MY DEAR MOTHER AND SISTER,--Ma, you have given my vanity a deadly  
thrust. Behold, I am prone to boast of having the widest reputation, as  
a local editor, of any man on the Pacific coast, and you gravely come  
forward and tell me "if I work hard and attend closely to my business, I  
may aspire to a place on a big San Francisco daily, some day." There's  
a comment on human vanity for you! Why, blast it, I was under the  
impression that I could get such a situation as that any time I asked  
for it. But I don't want it. No paper in the United States can afford  
to pay me what my place on the "Enterprise" is worth. If I were not  
naturally a lazy, idle, good-for-nothing vagabond, I could make it pay  
me $20,000 a year. But I don't suppose I shall ever be any account. I  
lead an easy life, though, and I don't care a cent whether school keeps  
or not. Everybody knows me, and I fare like a prince wherever I go, be  
it on this side of the mountains or the other. And I am proud to say I  
am the most conceited ass in the Territory.  
You think that picture looks old? Well, I can't help it--in reality I am  
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