The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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MY DEAR MACALISTER,--We do really start next Saturday. I meant to sail  
earlier, but waited to finish some studies of what are called Family  
Hotels. They are a London specialty, God has not permitted them to exist  
elsewhere; they are ramshackle clubs which were dwellings at the time  
of the Heptarchy. Dover and Albemarle Streets are filled with them.  
The once spacious rooms are split up into coops which afford as much  
discomfort as can be had anywhere out of jail for any money. All the  
modern inconveniences are furnished, and some that have been obsolete  
for a century. The prices are astonishingly high for what you get. The  
bedrooms are hospitals for incurable furniture. I find it so in this  
one. They exist upon a tradition; they represent the vanishing home-like  
inn of fifty years ago, and are mistaken by foreigners for it. Some  
quite respectable Englishmen still frequent them through inherited habit  
and arrested development; many Americans also, through ignorance and  
superstition. The rooms are as interesting as the Tower of London, but  
older I think. Older and dearer. The lift was a gift of William the  
Conqueror, some of the beds are prehistoric. They represent geological  
periods. Mine is the oldest. It is formed in strata of Old Red  
Sandstone, volcanic tufa, ignis fatuus, and bicarbonate of hornblende,  
superimposed upon argillaceous shale, and contains the prints of  
prehistoric man. It is in No. 149. Thousands of scientists come to see  
it. They consider it holy. They want to blast out the prints but cannot.  
Dynamite rebounds from it.  
Finished studies and sail Saturday in Minnehaha.  
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