The Innocents Abroad


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there was an artificer among them capable of curing so delicate a patient  
as a debilitated clock. The great men of the city met in solemn conclave  
to consider how the difficulty was to be met. They discussed the matter  
thoroughly but arrived at no solution. Finally, a patriarch arose and  
said:  
"
Oh, children of the Prophet, it is known unto you that a Portuguee dog  
of a Christian clock mender pollutes the city of Tangier with his  
presence. Ye know, also, that when mosques are builded, asses bear the  
stones and the cement, and cross the sacred threshold. Now, therefore,  
send the Christian dog on all fours, and barefoot, into the holy place to  
mend the clock, and let him go as an ass!"  
And in that way it was done. Therefore, if Blucher ever sees the inside  
of a mosque, he will have to cast aside his humanity and go in his  
natural character. We visited the jail and found Moorish prisoners  
making mats and baskets. (This thing of utilizing crime savors of  
civilization.) Murder is punished with death. A short time ago three  
murderers were taken beyond the city walls and shot. Moorish guns are  
not good, and neither are Moorish marksmen. In this instance they set up  
the poor criminals at long range, like so many targets, and practiced on  
them--kept them hopping about and dodging bullets for half an hour before  
they managed to drive the center.  
When a man steals cattle, they cut off his right hand and left leg and  
nail them up in the marketplace as a warning to everybody. Their surgery  
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