The Innocents Abroad


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The Moors have some small silver coins and also some silver slugs worth a  
dollar each. The latter are exceedingly scarce--so much so that when  
poor ragged Arabs see one they beg to be allowed to kiss it.  
They have also a small gold coin worth two dollars. And that reminds me  
of something. When Morocco is in a state of war, Arab couriers carry  
letters through the country and charge a liberal postage. Every now and  
then they fall into the hands of marauding bands and get robbed.  
Therefore, warned by experience, as soon as they have collected two  
dollars' worth of money they exchange it for one of those little gold  
pieces, and when robbers come upon them, swallow it. The stratagem was  
good while it was unsuspected, but after that the marauders simply gave  
the sagacious United States mail an emetic and sat down to wait.  
The Emperor of Morocco is a soulless despot, and the great officers under  
him are despots on a smaller scale. There is no regular system of  
taxation, but when the Emperor or the Bashaw want money, they levy on  
some rich man, and he has to furnish the cash or go to prison.  
Therefore, few men in Morocco dare to be rich. It is too dangerous a  
luxury. Vanity occasionally leads a man to display wealth, but sooner or  
later the Emperor trumps up a charge against him--any sort of one will  
do--and confiscates his property. Of course, there are many rich men in  
the empire, but their money is buried, and they dress in rags and  
counterfeit poverty. Every now and then the Emperor imprisons a man who  
is suspected of the crime of being rich, and makes things so  
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