The Innocents Abroad


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The silence of the boys annoyed me. Finally Dan said musingly:  
"Some gentlemen don't know how to put on kid gloves at all, but some do."  
And the doctor said (to the moon, I thought):  
"But it is always easy to tell when a gentleman is used to putting on kid  
gloves."  
Dan soliloquized after a pause:  
"Ah, yes; there is a grace about it that only comes with long, very long  
practice."  
"Yes, indeed, I've noticed that when a man hauls on a kid glove like he  
was dragging a cat out of an ash hole by the tail, he understands putting  
on kid gloves; he's had ex--"  
"Boys, enough of a thing's enough! You think you are very smart, I  
suppose, but I don't. And if you go and tell any of those old gossips in  
the ship about this thing, I'll never forgive you for it; that's all."  
They let me alone then for the time being. We always let each other  
alone in time to prevent ill feeling from spoiling a joke. But they had  
bought gloves, too, as I did. We threw all the purchases away together  
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