The Innocents Abroad


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winking blurs of light shed a dim glory down upon one of the  
irrepressible memento-seekers who was pecking at the venerable  
sarcophagus with his sacrilegious hammer.  
We struggled out to the open air and the bright sunshine, and for the  
space of thirty minutes received ragged Arabs by couples, dozens and  
platoons, and paid them bucksheesh for services they swore and proved by  
each other that they had rendered, but which we had not been aware of  
before--and as each party was paid, they dropped into the rear of the  
procession and in due time arrived again with a newly-invented delinquent  
list for liquidation.  
We lunched in the shade of the pyramid, and in the midst of this  
encroaching and unwelcome company, and then Dan and Jack and I started  
away for a walk. A howling swarm of beggars followed us--surrounded us  
--almost headed us off. A sheik, in flowing white bournous and gaudy  
head-gear, was with them. He wanted more bucksheesh. But we had  
adopted a new code--it was millions for defense, but not a cent for  
bucksheesh. I asked him if he could persuade the others to depart if we  
paid him. He said yes--for ten francs. We accepted the contract, and  
said--  
"Now persuade your vassals to fall back."  
He swung his long staff round his head and three Arabs bit the dust. He  
capered among the mob like a very maniac. His blows fell like hail, and  
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