The Innocents Abroad


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CHAPTER LVIII.  
The donkeys were all good, all handsome, all strong and in good  
condition, all fast and all willing to prove it. They were the best we  
had found any where, and the most 'recherche'. I do not know what  
'recherche' is, but that is what these donkeys were, anyhow. Some  
were of a soft mouse-color, and the others were white, black, and  
vari-colored. Some were close-shaven, all over, except that a tuft like  
a paint-brush was left on the end of the tail. Others were so shaven in  
fanciful landscape garden patterns, as to mark their bodies with curving  
lines, which were bounded on one side by hair and on the other by the  
close plush left by the shears. They had all been newly barbered, and  
were exceedingly stylish. Several of the white ones were barred like  
zebras with rainbow stripes of blue and red and yellow paint. These  
were indescribably gorgeous. Dan and Jack selected from this lot  
because they brought back Italian reminiscences of the "old masters."  
The saddles were the high, stuffy, frog-shaped things we had known in  
Ephesus and Smyrna. The donkey-boys were lively young Egyptian rascals  
who could follow a donkey and keep him in a canter half a day without  
tiring. We had plenty of spectators when we mounted, for the hotel was  
full of English people bound overland to India and officers getting  
ready for the African campaign against the Abyssinian King Theodorus.  
We were not a very large party, but as we charged through the streets of  
the great metropolis, we made noise for five hundred, and displayed  
activity and created excitement in proportion. Nobody can steer a  
donkey, and some collided with camels, dervishes, effendis, asses,  
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