The Innocents Abroad


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That is the kind of gruel which has been served out from Palestine for  
ages. Commend me to Fennimore Cooper to find beauty in the Indians, and  
to Grimes to find it in the Arabs. Arab men are often fine looking, but  
Arab women are not. We can all believe that the Virgin Mary was  
beautiful; it is not natural to think otherwise; but does it follow that  
it is our duty to find beauty in these present women of Nazareth?  
I love to quote from Grimes, because he is so dramatic. And because he  
is so romantic. And because he seems to care but little whether he tells  
the truth or not, so he scares the reader or excites his envy or his  
admiration.  
He went through this peaceful land with one hand forever on his revolver,  
and the other on his pocket-handkerchief. Always, when he was not on the  
point of crying over a holy place, he was on the point of killing an  
Arab. More surprising things happened to him in Palestine than ever  
happened to any traveler here or elsewhere since Munchausen died.  
At Beit Jin, where nobody had interfered with him, he crept out of his  
tent at dead of night and shot at what he took to be an Arab lying on a  
rock, some distance away, planning evil. The ball killed a wolf. Just  
before he fired, he makes a dramatic picture of himself--as usual, to  
scare the reader:  
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Was it imagination, or did I see a moving object on the surface of  
the rock? If it were a man, why did he not now drop me? He had a  
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