The Innocents Abroad


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began to draw up and pinch and tear loose--it was awful--but I never  
heard him sing. Finally I said, This is a fraud--that is what it is, it  
is a fraud--and if I had had any sense I might have known a cursed  
mud-turtle couldn't sing. And then I said, I don't wish to be hard on  
this fellow, and I will just give him ten minutes to commence; ten  
minutes--and then if he don't, down goes his building. But he didn't  
commence, you know. I had staid there all that time, thinking may be he  
might, pretty soon, because he kept on raising his head up and letting  
it down, and drawing the skin over his eyes for a minute and then  
opening them out again, as if he was trying to study up something to  
sing, but just as the ten minutes were up and I was all beat out and  
blistered, he laid his blamed head down on a knot and went fast asleep."  
"It was a little hard, after you had waited so long."  
"I should think so. I said, Well, if you won't sing, you shan't sleep,  
any way; and if you fellows had let me alone I would have made him shin  
out of Galilee quicker than any turtle ever did yet. But it isn't any  
matter now--let it go. The skin is all off the back of my neck."  
About ten in the morning we halted at Joseph's Pit. This is a ruined  
Khan of the Middle Ages, in one of whose side courts is a great walled  
and arched pit with water in it, and this pit, one tradition says, is the  
one Joseph's brethren cast him into. A more authentic tradition, aided  
by the geography of the country, places the pit in Dothan, some two days'  
journey from here. However, since there are many who believe in this  
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