The Innocents Abroad


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They would eat a tombstone if they could bite it. A thistle grows about  
here which has needles on it that would pierce through leather, I think;  
if one touches you, you can find relief in nothing but profanity. The  
camels eat these. They show by their actions that they enjoy them. I  
suppose it would be a real treat to a camel to have a keg of nails for  
supper.  
While I am speaking of animals, I will mention that I have a horse now by  
the name of "Jericho." He is a mare. I have seen remarkable horses  
before, but none so remarkable as this. I wanted a horse that could shy,  
and this one fills the bill. I had an idea that shying indicated spirit.  
If I was correct, I have got the most spirited horse on earth. He shies  
at every thing he comes across, with the utmost impartiality. He appears  
to have a mortal dread of telegraph poles, especially; and it is  
fortunate that these are on both sides of the road, because as it is now,  
I never fall off twice in succession on the same side. If I fell on the  
same side always, it would get to be monotonous after a while. This  
creature has scared at every thing he has seen to-day, except a haystack.  
He walked up to that with an intrepidity and a recklessness that were  
astonishing. And it would fill any one with admiration to see how he  
preserves his self-possession in the presence of a barley sack. This  
dare-devil bravery will be the death of this horse some day.  
He is not particularly fast, but I think he will get me through the Holy  
Land. He has only one fault. His tail has been chopped off or else he  
has sat down on it too hard, some time or other, and he has to fight the  
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