The Innocents Abroad


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they hae gi'en ye a stane."  
The people of Odessa have warmly recommended us to go and call on the  
Emperor, as did the Sebastopolians. They have telegraphed his Majesty,  
and he has signified his willingness to grant us an audience. So we are  
getting up the anchors and preparing to sail to his watering-place. What  
a scratching around there will be, now! what a holding of important  
meetings and appointing of solemn committees!--and what a furbishing up  
of claw-hammer coats and white silk neck-ties! As this fearful ordeal we  
are about to pass through pictures itself to my fancy in all its dread  
sublimity, I begin to feel my fierce desire to converse with a genuine  
Emperor cooling down and passing away. What am I to do with my hands?  
What am I to do with my feet? What in the world am I to do with myself?  
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