The Innocents Abroad


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CHAPTER XXXV.  
We left a dozen passengers in Constantinople, and sailed through the  
beautiful Bosporus and far up into the Black Sea. We left them in the  
clutches of the celebrated Turkish guide, "FAR-AWAY MOSES," who will  
seduce them into buying a ship-load of ottar of roses, splendid Turkish  
vestments, and all manner of curious things they can never have any use  
for. Murray's invaluable guide-books have mentioned 'Far-away Moses'  
name, and he is a made man. He rejoices daily in the fact that he is a  
recognized celebrity. However, we can not alter our established customs  
to please the whims of guides; we can not show partialities this late in  
the day. Therefore, ignoring this fellow's brilliant fame, and ignoring  
the fanciful name he takes such pride in, we called him Ferguson, just as  
we had done with all other guides. It has kept him in a state of  
smothered exasperation all the time. Yet we meant him no harm. After he  
has gotten himself up regardless of expense, in showy, baggy trowsers,  
yellow, pointed slippers, fiery fez, silken jacket of blue, voluminous  
waist-sash of fancy Persian stuff filled with a battery of silver-mounted  
horse-pistols, and has strapped on his terrible scimitar, he considers it  
an unspeakable humiliation to be called Ferguson. It can not be helped.  
All guides are Fergusons to us. We can not master their dreadful foreign  
names.  
Sebastopol is probably the worst battered town in Russia or any where  
else. But we ought to be pleased with it, nevertheless, for we have been  
in no country yet where we have been so kindly received, and where we  
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